Sunday, January 30, 2011

A pile of ashes? Well maybe some limbs too...

After experiencing one of my ever-increasing number of hot flashes, I told Ron that maybe someday I would spontaneously combust and he would wake up next to a pile of ashes. 

Enoch
Spontaneous human combustion is a disputed theory in which the person suddenly bursts into flames, expiring and leaving nothing but ashes and perhaps a couple of limbs. When you think about ways to expire, spontaneous combustion doesn't seem half bad, plus it neatly avoids the cost of cremation. When Enoch went up to heaven without dying, it's possible that he spontaneously combusted ("By an act of faith, Enoch skipped death completely. 'They looked all over and couldn't find him because God had taken him.'" The Message,  Hebrews 11:5), but I really don't believe that it can occur.
What remained of Dr. Bentley
But just because I don't believe in it, doesn't mean there aren't lots of stories about spontaneous combustion, the most lurid being the case of Dr. J. Irving Bentley of Coudersport, Pennsylvania whose remains were found by a meter reader on December 5, 1966. "All that was left intact of the aged doctor was the lower half of his right leg with the slipper still on it. The rest of his body had been reduced to a pile of ashes on the floor in the basement below. His walker lay across the hole in the floor generated by the fire. The rubber tips on it were still intact, and the nearby bathtub was hardly scorched. (The meter reader) ran from the building to get help, screaming 'Doctor Bentley's burned up!'" (source: Wikipedia)

Spinal Tap
My personal experience with  spontaneous human combustion goes only as far as the movie. This Is Spinal Tap. The drummers in the band had a bad habit of dying, and this trend continued with  Peter "James" Bond, Tap’s third drummer, who spontaneously combusted in what many audience members believed was part of the show at the Isle of Lucy Blues-Jazz (alternately Jazz-Blues) Festival.  According to band member Nigel Tufnel "He just was like a flash of green light, and that was it. Nothing was left. Well, there was a little green globule on his drum seat. It was a small stain, actually." Bond’s charred drumsticks were retrieved by manager Ian Faith as mementos. Nigel, who has always been close to the band’s drummers, says Bond’s death was particularly traumatic because "he owed me money." Bond was succeeded by Mick Shrimpton, who would himself later spontaneously combust. (source: www.spinaltapfan.com).
Drummer before

Drummer after

Personally, the more I learn about spontaneous human combustion, the less it appeals to me. Yes, it's showy and fast, but the leftover limbs kind of creep me out.  Guess I'll hang around for awhile.

On a much lighter note, here's a cartoon from the New Yorker:



Monday, January 24, 2011

Some products have evolved, some not so much

Today, we went to St. Louis for my semiannual appointment with my multiple sclerosis doctor. I wore my  new KAFO brace, which  improves my walking quite a bit. Yes, the brace is heavier than my previous AFO, but it stabilizes my knee and makes me feel less apt to fall. Since I got it on Friday and I am getting used to walking with it, my arms and shoulders are sore tonight because I walked all around the Galleria where we went afterwards and leaned heavily on my rollator.

George Costanza in his puffy coat
At the Galleria, Eddie Bauer had a super sale going on and Ron bought some new outerwear that will keep him toasty when he takes pictures in the winter. Down coats have definitely advanced since they first came out. Back then when you wore a down coat, you felt like a marshmallow (and looked like one too). The down coat Ron purchased today was actually called a down sweater, and it is so light that it feels like a feather and will pack down into one of its pockets for transport. It's incredibly warm, especially when coupled with a fleece liner and waterproof outer coat. Amazing.

When we got back to Springfield, Ron had an appointment with his ENT doctor because he is having trouble breathing at night. She recommended that he purchased nasal drops called Ponaris. This medication has been around since 1961 (the druggist got a box from behind the counter) and the packaging looks like it hasn't changed since then. The drawing of the astronaut floating in space reaches beyond kitsch and into the surreal. I love some of the copy on the box: "IT'S NOT A SECRET!" and "For relief of nasal mucosal encrustations" -- heaven knows I wouldn't want one of those! What a find. I wonder how many other neat products are out there?

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Fear, pleasure and childhood poetry

The Golden Book of Poetry edited by Jane Werner and published originally in 1947 was a source of endless pleasure when I was a child. I know my siblings enjoyed it too, but somehow, out of the five kids in our family, I snagged the only copy.

The poems are wonderful, but the illustrations by Gertrude Elliott were the main draw for me.  Fanciful with creatures that never existed in real life, the pictures were incredibly detailed-- a child could find all the elements of a full page poem in the accompanying illustration.

This type of illustration had its downside -- the drawing that accompanied James Whitcomb Riley's Little Orphant Annie was so frightening to a shy child like me that I didn't dare even read the poem.  The picture still conjures up ghost stories around the campfire, my back prickling with fear at what might be out there in the dark.

My favorite poem, out of many wonderful selections, is Moon Song by Mildred Plew Meigs. I never heard of Ms. Meigs again, but that doesn't keep her poem from stirring my soul.


Moon Song
  by Mildred Plew Meigs

Zoon, zoon, cuddle and croon–
  Over the crinkling sea,
The moon man flings him a silvered net
  Fashioned of moonbeams three.

And some folk say when the net lies long
  And the midnight hour is ripe;
The moon man fishes for some old song
  That fell from a sailor's pipe.

And some folk say that he fishes the bars
  Down where the dead ships lie,
Looking for lost little baby stars
  That slid from the slippery sky.

And the waves roll out and the waves roll in
  And the nodding night wind blows,
But why the moon man fishes the sea
  Only the moon man knows.

Zoon, zoon, net of the moon
  Rides on the wrinkling sea;
Bright is the fret and shining wet,
  Fashioned of moonbeams three.

And some folk say when the great net gleams
  And the waves are dusky blue,
The moon man fishes for two little dreams
  He lost when the world was new.

And some folk say in the late night hours,
  While the long fin-shadows slide,
The moon man fishes for cold sea flowers
  Under the tumbling tide.

And the waves roll out and the waves roll in
  And the gray gulls dip and doze,
But why the moon man fishes the sea
  Only the moon man knows.

Zoon, zoon, cuddle and croon--
  Over the crinkling sea,
The moon man flings him a silvered net
  Fashioned of moonbeams three.

And some folk say that he follows the flecks
  Down where the last light flows,
Fishing for two round gold-rimmed "specs"
  That blew from his button-like nose.

And some folk say while the salt sea foams
  And the silver net lines snare,
The moon man fishes for carven combs
  That float from the mermaids' hair.

And the waves roll out and the waves roll in
  And the nodding night wind blows,
But why the moon man fishes the sea
  Only the moon man knows.









Sunday, January 16, 2011

The flu hits!

Last Sunday Ron came down with a bad case of the flu, which has been making the rounds here (probably everywhere else too). He started out feeling a little queasy, and by 6 p.m. he was throwing up in the bathroom (I shut the door to muffle the sound of his retching). Besides being nauseous, he ached all over and generally felt terrible the next day. Then by Tuesday, he was miraculously well again: the flu had gone as quickly as it came.

Having no desire to experience the complete range of flu symptoms and not being able to rush to the bathroom via my scooter (it's fast, but not that fast), I decided to get a flu shot.  Walgreens had advertised them for months, but I had forgone getting one since I had a bad reaction to the shot several years ago.  However, the shot is different now --  the vaccine now contains dead instead of live virus. Of course, there are a million kinds of flu out there and the shot only protects against three, but I figured getting the shot was worth the risk after watching Ron suffer. It is really boring being sick.

I drove myself down to Walgreens Monday and told them I wanted a flu shot.  After looking me up on the computer, the girl told me my insurance covered it all.  A free shot! As I waited for the pharmacist to inoculate me, I wondered whether I should get a pnuemonia shot also sometime -- I didn't even know they had a shot for that and we people with MS can't be too careful.

Unlike some people, I have no aversion to shots or needles, although I did max out on the (what seemed like) hourly taking of my blood when I was in the hospital in September.  It got to be kind of creepy because the nurse would sneak in while I was asleep, then stick me with a needle before I was awake enough to object.  I was in the hospital so long they ran out of veins on my good arm and had to restick me in a place that had already been used. Put me off donating blood, let me tell you.

Anyway, the Walgreen pharmacist, a young, quiet woman, finally came.  She asked me if I was currently sick. "No but my husband has the flu and I sure don't want to get it!" I said. She did a double take and I assured her I felt fine.  After a few more questions, she gave me the shot, which didn't hurt, and I went on my way.

The week passed. I had no side effects or adverse reactions -- I felt great! I began bragging about how I didn't get the flu from Ron thanks to the great and FREE flu shot.  But, as often is the case, pride does go before a fall. After church today, I started feeling queasy. Not nauseous, but not up to snuff either. "That's how I felt before I got sick," Ron said comfortingly.  Uh oh. 


Sunday, January 9, 2011

You got that title where?

I have been reading  Proverbs in the Bible and was struck by the extraordinary number of familiar-sounding passages.  Although I am sure the titles of many books and plays come from the Bible, I was unable to find a list of books and plays with Bible passages as their inspiration. However, here are a few:

Whoever brings ruin on their family will inherit only wind,
   and the fool will be servant to the wise.

Proverbs 11:29

This verse was pretty popular -- a play and four movies were titled Inherit the Wind, plus an Elvis Presley song (who knew Elvis was a religious guy?). Even though the first movie was made in the 1950s, the question of whether creationism or evolution should be taught in school is still a subject for debate. As a Christian and a liberal (yes, it is possible to be both), I believe in freedom of speech and the openness of debate. The movie is not about which theory is correct, but about an individual's right to decide.   Made when McCarthyism was threatening our basic freedoms, this continues to be a cautionary tale of what could happen.

TE in his usual garb
Wisdom has built her house;
   she has set up its seven pillars.
Proverbs 9:1 
Seven Pillars of Wisdom: A Triumph by T. E. Lawrence ("Lawrence of Arabia") is an autobiography of Lawrence during the Arab Revolt against the Ottoman Turks of 1916 to 1918. I love how he subtitled his own book "A Triumph." Have to remember that for the next book...
  
Catch for us the foxes,
  the little foxes
that ruin the vineyards,
   our vineyards that are in bloom.
Song of Solomon 2:15
The Little Foxes is a 1939 play by Lillian Hellman about a southern family. Bette Davis played the main character, Regina, in the 1941 movie.

Helena BC at left
And I said, Oh that I had wings like a dove! for then would I fly away, and be at rest.  Psalms 55:6
The Wings of the Dove is a 1902 novel by Henry James and a wonderful 1997 movie starring Helena Bonham Carter.

The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it soon cut off, and we fly awayPsalms 90:10

"I'll Fly Away" is a hymn written by Albert E. Brumley in 1929 and is said to be the most recorded hymn ever. My favorite movie O Brother Where Art Thou featured Alison Krause singing this.

So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom.  Psalms 90:12
Number Our Days is a 1976 short documentary film directed by Lynne Littman.

Hope deferred maketh the heart sick: but when the desire cometh, it is a tree of life.  Proverbs 13:12
Hope Deferred: Narratives of Zimbabwean Lives (Voice of Witness) is a book edited by Peter Orner and Annie Holmes.

A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver.  Proverbs 25:11
I couldn't even begin to list the number of books out there that have apples of gold in the title -- there are 353 results on Amazon!

As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far country.  Proverbs 25:25
Good news from a far country is the title of a Reuters Institute report about impartialty in news reporting.

Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.  Ecclesiastes 1:2
Pilgrim's Progress by John Bunyan chronicled Christian's travels through a placed called Vanity Fair, which inspired the novel of the same name by William Makepeace Thackery.

Consider the lilies of the field how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin; And yet I say unto you, that even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. Matthew 6:28-29
Lilies of the Field is a 1962 semi-fictional novel by William Edmund Barrett and also (of course) a 1963 movie starring Sidney Poiter.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Antoine Dodson in Vegas!

OK, so the viral video of Antoine Dodson on TV letting loose on his sister's would-be rapist has been out there awhile -- it's still incredibly appealing to see such a show of heartfelt anger (and funny too).


Just read where he will be at the Mashable Awards in Vegas January 6. Love to see him! MashableAwards

Monday, January 3, 2011

The brace to end all braces

"A change would do you good." Sheryl Crow

AFOs
For about 2 years now I've worn an Ankle Foot Orthotic (AFO) on my right leg, which is the leg most affected by multiple sclerosis. When it was first suggested by my doctor, I hated the idea.  There is no way an AFO will fit into really cute shoes, but then again, I'd given up wearing fun pumps when I started having trouble walking and keeping them on.  AFOs are not pretty, but they sure are effective in keeping someone with real foot drop issues from tripping herself.  Once I started using the AFO, I took it off only at bedtime.  I can walk without it, but just barely.  So, despite its unsightliness, I loved my AFO.

KAFO
That is until I broke my hip...while wearing my AFO.  At my last appointment with the surgeon who fixed my broken hip strongly recommended I get a bigger brace that would stabilize my knee.  "You can't afford to break your hip again." Sobering thought after two weeks of hospital hell.  I got myself to an orthotist, and, after much waffling and vacillating, mostly centered on the unsettling fact that I wouldn't be able to wear my favorite skinny jeans, I bit the bullet and today I was cast for a KAFO -- a Knee Ankle Foot Orthotic.

The brace still needs to be made, so I won't get it for about two weeks, but now I've decided to go with it, I'm almost excited.  The orthotist assured me that would have more stability with it and that could open up a whole new realm of independence for me. 

It's true, once in awhile a change will indeed do you good.